What have you achieved?

I’d like to tell you how amazing the past few days have been for me. I’ve spoken to so many new people, including someone I’d been secretly crushing on for about two years. I’ve challenged myself beyond my expectations. I successfully did 5 push ups because a couple of girls cheered me on. Truth is I barely hit 3 when I’m alone in my room. Before the past few days I thought I was a bad actor but now I’ve second thoughts about that.

At this point I’m quite sure you think I’ve lost it, let me assure you that I’m only trying to draw a fine point in your mind.

You’ve to realize that I’ve made you read over a hundred words. I believe I’ve achieved a lot now so I’m retiring to bed. What have you achieved?